Russia: PFFT YOU DRUNK YAO *hic*
China: NU-UH..*hic* You are aru~
Russia: YOU ARE TOO HEE HEE- *faints*
China: UGGG..RUSSIA *pokes belly* WHAT HAPPENED ARUUU..*falls over* UGG.
Russia: *mutters incomprehensible words* Mehh...
China: *rolls over* I want a driiiiiink....
Russia: *rolls unopened vodka bottle to you* Heeeeeereee...
China: *opens it* Xie xie aru...*pours it in a glass* God...I'm gonna drop this...
Russia: You might as well drink it outta the bottle... Hehehhh...
China: Do you want me to aru..?
Russia: Might as well... *hic*
God... I feel like I look like Soviet Russia... XD
China: Okay then..*sips* Want some..?
Russia: *sprawls out* Shure why not... XD
China: Here you go aru~ *passes bottle* Mmff..
Russia: *drinks* Got any Piroshki? I'm hungry... XD
China: Umm..sure *takes out Piroshki* *blushes* I-it's not like I was saving it for you aru...
Russia: Hm? Then how would you have a Russian good in your possession?
China: I...um...it got there..? Aiyaah..*head slam*
Russia: So you WERE saving it for me. Tsk tsk, lying is naughty Kitai~
China: No...n-nothing like that aru! I..bought it..?
I..I suck at lying aru...*blushes*
Russia: Then why didn't you eat it? Piroshki tends to be quite tasty, you know~
China: I...I wanted you to have it..aru...
Russia: See, you can't lie to me~
China: *blush* I know aru...I know I can't..
Russia: Hee hee~ You shouldn't try it again~
China: W-why~? What would happen to me aru..?
Me: Now, Imagine xD